Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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