and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
