They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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