You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
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