i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
The hospital said it would be 'irresponsible' for them to allow people to book stomach pumps.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
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