its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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