Whoa Z and x make the same sound
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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