im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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