question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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