Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
sarcasm needs its own font
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
The Olympian is in my bed
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