She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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