That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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