): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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