You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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