sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
The struggles of a small town man whore
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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