it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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