It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
please don't ironically join a cult
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