i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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