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Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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