it's too hot outside to masturbate.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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