I like to think it a success when the cops are called
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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