White coat. Heels.
So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
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well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
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