Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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