I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
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