i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
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