Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just got to my parents hungover as hell. My dad could tell and said "theres only one cure for a hangover" and handed me a beer. This morning went from a 0 to 10 in an instant.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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