Nicole vs. Life
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
Randomize
