but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
You are the jesus of drinking
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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