Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
What did we do last night that was yellow?
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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