No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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