Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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