A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
It's rum buckets o'clock
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
