He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
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