I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
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