I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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