she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
My balls are so social today.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
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