I'm really into asian looking animals
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
PSA: Morning booty calls are no longer accepted after the hours of 6am when I've been drinking or before 11am when I have not. Your cooperation is appreciated.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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