It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
