Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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