I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Randomize
