it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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