New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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