But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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