Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Randomize
