I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
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