Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Just saw him riding in a basket on the front of a bike trying to feed the other guy beer. He screamed 'PARTY BIKE BITCHES!' at me as they rode past.
I lied. He's hitting on a drag queen now. Should I rescue him or take pictures?
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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