I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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