You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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