it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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