yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
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