So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
My ass is underappreciated
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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