the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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