Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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