Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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