Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
When did angry sex become our thing?
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
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