So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If that was your dad, he is hot
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
While leaving the bar with another guy I told the bouncer I was sad his friend had a fiancee
You were drinking Everclear weren't you?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
Randomize
